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Things I Say While Driving
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Me:
Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
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Me:
What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
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Me:
NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
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Me:
Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
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Me:
Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
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Me:
Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
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Me:
If I miss that green light because of you...
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Me:
You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
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Me:
I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
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Me:
Shit is that a cop? No.
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Me:
Shit THAT is a cop.
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Me:
Nope, roof rack.
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Me:
DAMNNNNN baby, you sexy.
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Me:
Holy fuck. That's a nice fucking truck. I want that truck. Can I have it please?
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Me:
Why the fuck are you staring at me? Look at the road you dipshit.
